Sunahre balon vali sachiv mukh-maithun aur bhar men jao par kam

I need you to send somebody round and sort this fucking computer out.

Proper pissing me off. Won't do anything I tell it to.

Need it sorted. Like, pronto. Like, within the next half an hour.

Right? Don't send somebody the next half an hour. It's fucking going back. Simple as that.

Alright. Bye.