Dilivri by ko hrni klaints ko khas sarvis deni hoti hai

I like my job. I'm good at it too, if I may say so myself. I'm fast, accurate and always polite.

Hi, my package. Just coming.

Look, I really need to go. I have quite a few addresses to visit yet. So if you would be so kind as to sign...

Soon, but first help me. This or this?

Both can work, but why not the real thing?