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Hey guys, what's up? This is Damien Stone. I'm shooting for Pranksters today and I'm

gonna be running around dropping my cock all over campus. Let's go!

That's not fucking real life right now.

That's so fucking weird.

Dude, you really got me. I was hoping that was the real thing.