Oldnanny - tin paripakv, devon briz, melodi aur haidiz, samlaingikon ke khel, chat aur chhoot hain

God that was a good lunch. Lovely. Did you see the waiter? He was rather toasty.

Little bum cheeks and those tight little trousers. Is that why he's calling?

I think you were, weren't you? You were gone for a while. Yeah, when did you go?

No idea what you're talking about. Your makeup looks a little bit...

Right, have I still got a bit of...