Tum mere pork bans le lo, main tumhari gand leta hoon - pov

Yeah, where do you think you're going, you little shit?

Did you think I wasn't gonna notice?

Did you really think you were gonna get away with it?

I had two, count 'em, two pork buns in the fridge that I was saving for my lunch.

And I go to eat my lunch, and lo and behold, my two pork buns are gone.